We’ve all been there Ted.
HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
Jason Segel on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno | On meeting the president
there is not a single thing i dislike about this man.
Orange Oscar the Grouch, from the first season of Sesame Street.
As you can tell I just went on a glorious little childhood memory lane walk what with all the Big Bird posts.
One night, a group of people are locked in a museum for the night.
Two of the group meet the spirit of an egyptian prince and his cat who are trapped on Earth, and have been trapped for 4,000 years. Every night a demon asks the prince a riddle he can never answer, and it prevents him from…
Getting to Know the Muppet Performers…
CAROLL SPINNEY (born December 26, 1933); Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch
"I can’t imagine willingly walking away from Big Bird and Oscar."
big bird is the reason i grew up to be so sassy and sarcastic tbh
favourite people | taran killam
"Oh I’m not cool. Is that what you thought? I’m not cool at all, no. This is not a joke, when I was fifteen I was setting up Star Wars action figures, on the window sill of room, and listening to my "Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion; and crying. So that kind of informs you, what kind of person I am."